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Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
(Parody of All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled)
(Chorus)
All I do is solve, solve, solve, no matter what
Got systems on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the classroom
All my students' hands go up!
And they stay there
And they say yeah
And they stay there
Up down, up down, up down
Cause all I do is solve solve solve
And if you solving it put your hands in the air make em stay there!
(Mr. Schultz - GRAPHING)
It's Schultz going in on the verse
Cause I'm solving this system and I won't stop now
Get your heads up, eyes on the screen cause I got three ways to get the problem locked down
It never went no where
But they saying math is back
Sometimes equations are easy
That's when I like to graph
And I'm on this systems track, so I spit my graphing flow
The lines slant up or down, like lines with slope should go
So graph your first line, now graph the other one too
The intersection is your answer, that's all you've got to do
Sometimes lines are the same
That's infinite solutions
Sometimes they never touch, no common points producing
Been solving all the time, at South we represent
Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I do is...
(Chorus)
(Mr. Murphy - ELIMINATION)
It's time for me to roll roll
elimination's here
sometimes graphing is a no no
when the lines don't cross real clear,
so I put down my graph paper
my students wanna eliminate,
they see it, they say oh boy!
Tell Murphy line it up,
On the top and bottom row,
Make coefficients both the same,
Get one plus, the other minus
Those are the rules of this game
Multiply or divide!
That's the only way to get your coefficients right!
These additive inverses wipe out x or y!
Whatever's easier is what you have to decide!
(all we do is solve)
You solve for x (x!)
Now you solve y (y!)
Eliminate with me...cause I'm always solving right
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(Mr. Winner - SUBSTITUTION)
Math in the classroom, variables on the stove
Equations getting heated, systems getting solved
Winner is the teacher, math overload
I've been using substitution since I was 13 years old
Get x or y alone on em
An expression is what you get on em
Lock it up, block it up, that's the way, you chalk it up
Pardon me I'm teaching up, the pressure up, check it bruh
Plug this in with us
Like a cord in a socket
One variable now is all you have
Solve it up, do the math
Find its value, take it back
The other letter is what you have
Time and time again, when I'm solving systems
Dub South says it best, just solve baby solve
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