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| Name | Mental Help Hotline |
| Video Uploader | Video From KyoKyo |
| Upload Date | This Video Uploaded At 13-11-2009 02:45:45 |
| Video Discription | What you don't want to hear when you call the Mental Help Hotline... Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. Disclaimer: I do no own this audio, I simply got it in an email and thought it would be almost funny if I posted it. Enjoy! |
| Category | Comedy |
| Tags | Mental | Help | Hotline | obsessive-compulsive | co-dependent | multiple | personalities | paranoid | delusional | schizophrenic | depressive | dyslexic | nervous | disorder | short-term | memory | loss | low | self | esteem |
