Mangy Fetlocks Has No Comment
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Sometimes Mangy Fetlocks immediately has a musical comment on breaking news. Sometimes, he has nothing at all to say. Go figure.
When I grew up, our neighbor was as horrid as could be
he beat his wife and children and he did it frequently
One day, because of road rage, he leapt out of his truck
and by a passing semi was immediately struck
A news crew soon was at the site to talk to everyone
his wife was staring at the corpse, her suffering now done.
The newsman said, “We’re sorry that your husband now is dead.
Have you a comment? She just smiled and this is what she said...
If you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
My mother taught me that when I was very, very small
When you’re at a loss for words, into silence you should fall,
If you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
The first boss that I had was a perverted little creep,
harassing all the office girls in hopes with him they’d sleep.
While chasing Nellie round a desk, he slipped and hit his head.
Rather than call an ambulance she watched him bleed instead.
Within a half an hour, Nellie figured he was drained
and called in to report about the injury he sustained.
When paramedics came they asked, “Why’d you wait so long?”
and Nellie simply smiled and she sang this little song...
If you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
My mother taught me that when I was very, very small
When you’re at a loss for words, into silence you should fall,
If you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
If something awful happens to a horrid, horrid guy
It’s hard sit and agonize, or coax tears from your eye.
If this should ever happen, be prepared and don’t think twice
and listen to old Mangy for his relevant advice.
If you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
My mother taught me that when I was very, very small
When you’re at a loss for words, into silence you should fall,
If you’ve nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
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